OH, MY NOSE! And forehead and butt and legs and dignity and oh my f*cking god that really hurt. I’m not exactly sure what it is about watching another human being eat sh*t that’s so hilarious and entertaining, but all I can say is — thank god this thread on Reddit exists so that I can round up the best of the best of people getting taken down by their own cockiness and clumsiness. I didn’t know that watching a drunk girl get hit in the face by a ceiling fan was so crucial to my happiness, but now that I’ve watched it over 473 times — I don’t know how I ever truly lived before. Thank you for your sacrifice, drunk girl. Also, I hope your face is okay.
Of course, I really do hope that all parties involved aren’t seriously hurt, but like — maybe just a teensy tiny bit. A big bruise is a small price to pay for thinking that you can climb up through a hole in the ceiling after six vodka sodas and a bit of egging on from your equally drunk friends. Sure, you might have a sore back and a terribly embarrassing story to tell after speeding into a bush while trying to ride a motor scooter for the first time, but at least you can look back on your life and laugh at the fact that you became an internet meme for all to guffaw at.
So whether it was you who witnessed someone eat sh*t and had to stifle your laughter OR you were the one to fall, break, slip, face plant or hang your head in embarrassing shame — just know that you’re not the first person in history to make a complete and utter fool of yourself. Lucky for us, we can now eternalized these moments of cringeworthy fails for all the world to see! Shouts out to all the ladies who have ever fallen while wearing five inch heels, who have gotten knocked over by waves at the beach while trying to take the perfect selfie, and who have definitely regretted their decision to barrel down a hill towards a lake in a canoe. This one’s for you!
If you can make it through this entire list without screaming in secondhand embarrassment, then you are probably dead inside:
1. Face, meet fan. Fan, meet face.
2. This girl really was in a league all her own.
3. She’s totes getting a call from the X Games.
4. I’m guessing she really didn’t think this one through. Payback’s a bitch, y’all.