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25 New Yorkers Confess the Craziest Things They Saw On the Subway

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Girl walks over to door, train stops, she pukes on window, doors open, she walks out.

16.

I was on a packed A train towards inwood leaving 168th, when a old black man unzipped his fly, pulled out his shaft, and just peed. While sitting down. On a packed train.

17.

At one point I was heading uptown drunk at around 4 am and accidentally took the D instead of the C or the B. I ended up on 125th st, and on the way up, observed a woman pole dancing with her ipod in, wearing very little. Next car over. The blue collar workers on their way to or from work around me all got up to switch cars when we got to 125th st.

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I saw a woman with a juice box standing on the train drop her straw. There was a collective “ooh that sucks” vibe from the crowd. But without hesitation, she picks the straw up off the floor of the rush hour train and sticks it into her juice box. And drinks.

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My friend was reading a magazine on the train. There was a guy wearing sweatpants standing in front of her. She barely registered his presence. At some point the magazine she was reading began moving funny… rhythmically. She put the magazine down on her lap quickly to find that the sweatpants were visibly hiding a massive boner. She got up and punched him in the face, knocking him over on his ass. He left at his earliest convenience while she screamed at him. Everyone else on the train just kinda watched. One guy complimented her on her punch.

20.

I had a friend (female) wake up to find a homeless man’s cock in her hand…

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.