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27 People Admit the Worst Thing They’ve Done and Blamed on Someone

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This was when we lived in our first house, out in the woods at least 15 minutes from town. We moved when I was 10, so I was probably around 7 or 8 at the time. I wrote on our deck bench (wood, build into the deck) with black sharpie “I LOVE (boy I had a crush on) AND (other boy I had a crush on)” and signed it my friend at the time. I even wrote “(I snuck over here in the middle of the night and wrote this while you were sleeping)”. The next morning I insisted she had done it, pointing to where it CLEARLY stated who it was and when they’d done it.

16.

Dad found someone had been looking at “gay porn” (not actual porn though) on the computer, he blamed my brother and I never corrected him… I’m a girl so he wouldn’t have believed me anyway. He spent the next few years believing my brother was gay.

17.

When I was a little kid, I blamed my brother for cutting a chunk out of the coffee table my dad made.

18.

I bit through my mother’s (her grandmother’s) ivory rosary. I blamed it on the pets. I can’t remember if I blamed the cat or the dog.

19.

In fourth grade, I farted. It smelled really bad and eventually all of the kids sitting nearby turned around to find the source of the foul smell. Well, I happened to be sitting next to a little boy who was overweight and I was a nice, quiet girl. I think you can assume who everyone blamed, and I went along with it. I still feel guilty about it.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.