27 People Admit the Worst Thing They’ve Done and Blamed on Someone

20.

I was at a party and had to pee really bad. There was a line for the only bathroom and the backyard was crowded with folks. I sneaked into a closed-off bedroom and relieved myself on the carpet. The owner, a friend-of-a-friend, had a golden retriever so I figured he’d assume the dog did it. I actually drunkenly confessed it to another friend who thought it was a brilliant idea and did the same thing.

21.

In kindergarten I wiped a booger on a classmate in front of me. Someone later pointed it out and started laughing at the kid. Nobody ever found out…

22.

When I was in first grade a kid brought in a bird’s nest in a big ziplock bag for show and tell. We were passing it around and I noticed there were eggs in it, and I poked one causing it to crack and the yolk to spill out. I quickly passed it along and the kid next to me got blamed.

23.

I was in a YMCA basketball league when I was (maybe) 7 or 8. The gym was divided in half with a big vinyl (?) divider so we could have 2 games at the same time. People would sit and watch games with their backs up against the divider. I kicked someone on the other side of the divider as hard as I could. A big man came racing around the corner and I started pointing my finger at the poor kid next to me. The guy came up and started yelling at the kid, then the kids father when he came over to figure out what was going on. The other kid started crying and I felt terrible.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.