Sometimes, when you’re just trying to live your life, help a friend move, have a menial conversation at work — you end up saying the creepiest f*cking things. Unintentionally, of course — because you’re def not a weirdo… whatsoever. Like, you really didn’t mean to insinuate that you’re a serial killer to that lady who’s buying your couch on Craigslist. It just came out that way, OKAY?!
Unintentionally saying creepy sh*t is an inevitable part of life that we must all cringe our way through. Best case scenario — you laugh it off and go about your day. Worst case — your coworkers think that you’re the creepiest-creeper-creep in the whole entire world and want nothing to do with you for the rest of your creepy life.
So watch what you say because you’re just one wrongly worded sentence away from being “that guy.” Don’t be that guy.