Y’all — like, I literally just can’t even right now. I need to go let my hubby know that I’m preggers ASAP because if he can’t handle me at my worst, he doesn’t deserve me at my best — or something like that.
The english language is an ever-evolving, funny and fickle thing. And leave it to millennials and their inspiring Pinterest boards to create phrases and misinterpret words in order to fulfill their Kardashian spoken quota. As a millennial (who begrudgingly admits to having watched a few KUWTK episodes here and there), I find it strange how these phrases start popping up sporadically, and before you know it — the saying is plastered on a $70 shirt in block letters and is being spread like wildfire.
So let us have a moment of silence for the word “literally.” And let us pour one out for all the crazy b*tches who call themselves “sassy” on Tinder. And let’s not forget about the misogynistic bro who wrongly places himself in the “friend zone” when he’s really just upset that a woman doesn’t owe him sex if he’s nice. SORRY NOT SORRY (for using this phrase?).