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These 27 People Are Winning at Summer

6.

(970): ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is “get drunk and”

7.

(415): There’s a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I’m definitely going to jail.

8.

(510): I’ve been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting

9.

(214): Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We’re well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.

10.

(773): Just walk-of-shame’d past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good luck girls, I am you in twelve years.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.