These 27 People Are Winning at Summer

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(513): My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.

20.

(856): its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer. (978): college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.

21.

(215): just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the seasons starts and I’m already ‘that girl.”

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(913): We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks singing the national anthem. I love you summer.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.