27 Signs That Your Friend’s SO Has Got to Go

24.

The double date we went on where he corrected her on the difference between UFC & MMA & she turned into the corner of the booth & didn’t talk to anyone the rest of the night. The final straw for me (I decided she was an abusive shrew long before this) was when we were working for his parents band on a river boat concert. She got mad that we were hanging out, literally just talking on a small boat. She left the ring on the table & left the boat the second it docked. Unfortunately they made up after this & have been living together for the last year, hoping it ends soon.

25.

He called her because the baby woke up and the baby is her responsibility. He went off about how she wanted the baby so it’s not fair that he has to wake up and change a diaper. It was her first night out in months and he wanted her to come home to change a diaper. She hung up on him.

26.

Whenever she would be having fun, he would pull her to the side and whisper lecture her about how she looked stupid. For dancing, laughing too loud, shit like that.

27.

First time I met him, he told me he had the biggest crush on her for two years before they started dating, but he was waiting for her to lose her virginity and turn 16 (age of consent in Canada is 16). He was 33.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.