27 Teachers Admit the Most Ridiculous Things Students Have Said

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“I am having puberty. May I go to the nurse?”

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“What do you mean rabbits don’t lay eggs?”

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“I don’t think anyone here has has a wet dream yet, do you?” Asked by a fifth grader the day after they watched the human growth and development video.

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I teach 8th grade algebra class and a student said: “I don’t even need to know this stuff, I’m going to be an astronaut.” I responded sternly, “That’s literally the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard.”

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.