27 Times The Real-Life News Was Crazier Than ‘The Onion’

13. Obama’s Use of British English Makes Some People Suspicious

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Reminder: Avoid spelling “colour,” “organise,” or “favourite” the British way in front of the wrong people.

 

14. Ontario Police Break Up ‘Domestic Dispute’ Between Man and Pet Parrot

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“He keeps repeating what I say, officer! Arrest him!”

 

15. Wal-Mart Workers Find Teen Living in Texas Store

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To be fair, when you stock all the necessities, this is bound to happen sooner or later. 

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.