27 Times The Real-Life News Was Crazier Than ‘The Onion’

22. Man Finds Burglar, Chases Him to Pub and then Buys Him a Pint as they Wait for Police

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Clearly, British politeness knows no bounds. 

 

23. Oops, Donald Trump Accidentally Says 7-Eleven Instead of 9/11

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And just think – this is one of his least embarrassing slip-ups. 

 

24. Woman, 34, Accused of Posing as High School Student for 7 Months

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Damn, we need to cop this woman’s Master of Disguise skills. And here we were trying to pretend we were of ~legal drinking age~ when we were 16 years old.

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.