27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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Let’s face it, sexting has now made it’s way into millenial hookup. Who even knows how to date anymore nowadays? There’s the song and dance of Tinder, Bumble, and all the other dating app’s – the initial texting, then followed by an IRL outing to see if there’s actual chemistry.

So, what follows after the first initial date? Text them as soon as you get home saying, ‘Hey thanks, I had a great time.’ It then snowballs into a talking every day, countless hookups, and more sexting. The art of sexting is one that takes a while to master, it’s basically the equivalent of phone sex back in the day.

Kudos to those that have mastered the art of sexting because it’s up there with Jackson Pollock and Vincent Van Gogh. It’s a real art form – to turn someone on via words on a tiny phone screen and hope that they’ll show up at your place for a booty call. The before, during, and after of texting in regards to the hookups are always entertaining.

These 27 people exchanged the most unforgettable hookup texts:


1.

(804): Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend…so that hookup was kind of a one time thing. (571): was that a mass text?

2.

(914): Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

3.

(860): So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check the internet. Best hookup ever.

4.

(209): what is college for if not random hookup sex? (951): learning (209): i would literally f*ck learning if i could.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.