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27 Women Share the Craziest Things They’ve Done to Guys Who Couldn’t Take the Hint

5.

I thought I was being polite by letting an ex crash on my couch instead of walking over a mile home drunk. He took it as an invitation. I decked him and then barricaded myself in my bedroom (pushed the dresser in front of the door) and yelled through the door to lock my front door on his way out.

6.

My ex had locked me in a room with him during an argument, and when he wouldn’t let me leave and grabbed my wrists so hard they bruised, I finally snapped. Screamed bloody murder and kicked a door so hard, the frame broke.

7.

Vomited in his face. Yay for an overactive gag reflex! (Also alcohol)

8.

I once went on an OKCupid date with a guy who was already setting off some minor red flags – his messages were always leaning towards too sexual, but only just barely, and he always put it light-heartedly enough that I was able to ignore it. He was waaaaay too touchy the whole date. Plus, he was a bodybuilder, which made the attention incredibly scary. I abandoned my drink and made an excuse to leave. He followed me to my car, embraced me, and forcibly tried to kiss me. He pressed me up against my car so I couldn’t move. I screamed in his face, which got the attention of a random couple walking by. He turned to look at them, I bit his hand as hard as I could until he yelled and let go. I drew blood.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.