29 Aspects of Sex That Initially Took People By Surprise

by Alex Cogen

15.

The fact that masturbation would never be as good or as satisfying ever again. Doesn’t stop me trying, though.

16.

That there would come a day when the most important part of it would be the intimacy with my SO.

17.

How uncomfortably sore vaginas are the next day. This might not be true for some, but a lot of my friends and myself have experienced this. Its ridiculous.

18.

No sex-ed class in the world prepared me for the ordeal of urinating after sex, and the omni-directional fountain that was now down there instead of my junk.

19.

That it can go on for too long. Alcohol and sex are not a good combination.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.