29 Aspects of Sex That Initially Took People By Surprise

by Alex Cogen

20.

How messy it actually is. You’re expecting to get in, get out, and lie back down feeling great. In reality, you get in, get out, have to take the condom off, clean up, and then when you lie down the bed is all sweaty and gross.

21.

Honestly, I was surprised just how incredible a vagina felt around my dick. I knew sex was supposed to be great, but just that warm encompassing feeling, even when you’re not moving, is just awesome.

22.

How difficult it is to have sex in a hot tub. Also, how intense an infection you can get from having sex in a hot tub. Thanks google!

23.

How good going down on a girl is. I was always led to believe it was a chore.

24.

Penetrative orgasms are way better than clitoral for me. You always hear the opposite, so it was a pleasant surprise.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.