29 Aspects of Sex That Initially Took People By Surprise

by Alex Cogen

25.

The first time I had sex with someone I wasn’t attracted to, I was pretty surprised I didn’t enjoy it.

26.

That women, down there, come in various shapes and sizes. And men, for their part, cum in various shapes and sizes.

27.

The smell. Erotic fiction always described it as “musky”. Musky is a serious understatement.

28.

Foreplay. It’s incredible. I might like it more than the sex itself.

29.

That trying to get my c*ck in a girl’s ass requires some effort on her part to get it in. Tried anal with my first girlfriend and we couldn’t make it work. When I met my wife years later and I had anal for the first time, she explained that she has to “relax it a bit”.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.