Forget about your bed, couch, living room floor — hell, even your car — because these freaky freaks got it on in the craziest of places. Graveyard? Check. Your optometrist’s office? Check. A crowded commuter train? Jeeeeez, keep it in your pants, y’all! But, check.
Sometimes people have the urge to f*ck and just can’t be bothered to wait until they get into a private(ish) place. Public sex not only gets those genital juices going, it amps up the adrenaline tenfold. Want to know a surefire way to get your heart pumping? Try f*cking while spinning around in that teacup ride at Disneyland.
But like, also don’t get arrested and ruin your life and have to be put on the sex offender list because you got caught or did the deed near an elementary school. When f*cking in crazy places, just make sure the thrill is worth it. YOLO — it usually is!
