There’s nothing worse than ripping the clothes off of someone you’re about to bang and realizing that they’re sporting a portrait chest tattoo of Frodo and friends. Actually, I digress — being the guy WITH the sh*tty tattoo is way worse. Way to kill the mood, bro.
Whether it’s that terrible tattoo of Donald Duck on your ass, or that embarrassing unicorn tramp stamp you got when you were seventeen (omg such a rebel), getting inked is permanent AF. And let’s be honest, no one has the time or money to spend lasering that sh*t off.
I mean, I wonder if Gucci Mane regrets his ice cream cone face tattoo? #whoknows