29 People Confess The Dumbest Reason Someone Has Ever Gotten Mad At Them

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I work at one of the world’s busiest theme parks and a guest screamed at me because I wouldn’t let their toddler on a rollercoaster that they would literally fall out of. Then, she continued to tug on my shirt and asked what I would give her for compensation. When I tried to give her a pass to enter another ride she got even angrier and demanded I give her one to a brand new ride that just opened. After I explained I couldn’t, because those tickets don’t even exist, she got in my face, screamed again, and demanded I give her tickets to our competitors park. After explaining I couldn’t, because our company doesn’t own that park. She asked me what time I was finished work and told me she’d find me in the parking lot.

12.

Ex GF and I were both sick. I was napping while she was studying (this was back in college). I wake up and she is giving me the silent treatment (her method of being upset with me). Apparently I somehow offended her while I was asleep? Ridiculous. I later found out that she had came over to me while I slept and blew her nose or coughed and I did not wake up or show concern.

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Someone got mad at me because I didn’t get mad when I lost a game.

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This total stranger at the bus stop. He sneezed and I said “bless you.” He replied angrily “That wasn’t a sneeze, it was a cough!” I said “Sorry, I thought it was a sneeze,” and he yelled “Well it wasn’t!” He was angry out of all proportion.

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Watching Final Destination 3 with my ex, me hugging her, her head on my chest, and the scene with the girls dying in the tanning beds comes on. They are naked, and my ex lifted her head up, and punched me, and then moved away from me. I asked what was that for, and apparently my heart had sped up at the naked girls on screen. I didn’t have the heart to apologize for my autonomic functions.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.