29 People Confess The Dumbest Reason Someone Has Ever Gotten Mad At Them

26.

I once witnessed my mother instruct my dad to broil the SHIT out of her hamburger, got angry when it was too “rare” (it was a gray, leathery mess) and told him to cook it longer. He took it out a little while later and it was black. She just stared at this inedible hockey puck on her plate for a few, long seconds, seething with fucking rage, picked it up, winged it at his head and screamed “YOU BURNED IT. YOU BURRRNED IT AND YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!” Uh, yeah, lady, no shit he did it on purpose, he did as he was told.

27.

I moved a book that was on my best friends desk in 6th grade. Just nudged it a little. She didn’t talk to me for 6 whole months.

28.

My ex got mad at me that I didn’t get her a birthday card while we were in the car on the way to Nashville for the weekend for her birthday. Needless to say that relationship didn’t last much longer.

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My cousin got mad at me for being supportive of my mother when she got remarried two years after my father died. My dad died of cancer, my mom met a guy, she fell in love – it happens. She wasn’t cheating, it didn’t happen a week or two after he died, I felt like the time passed was appropriate. I’m glad she’s happy. The cousin thinks it’s too soon and that my mom has changed and that all her focus is on her new man. It’s just jealousy. Cousin’s life is shit.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.