Texting — the single greatest invention to come out of cellular devices. Sure, texting drives down voice to voice human interaction and the emojipedia is growing one phallic fruit at a time, but hell if it isn’t the most convenient thing ever.
Texting has become a way of life. It’s how we greet out significant others in the morning. It’s how we wish somebody luck before a big job interview. It’s also a real easy way to reach out because we’re all just anxious hermits who would rather stick our fingers in boiling water before ever talking to an actual human being on the telephone.
Yep, texting is the sh*t. Although, things can get a little tricky if you accidentally text the wrong person. Maybe it’s no big deal, a simple inconvenience, but just make sure to double check that sext before you press “send.” Don’t be the guy who gets mixed up when texting your girlfriend and football coach — because you’re just one dick pic away from taking “ball talk” to a whole new (hairy) level. Try explaining that in practice, bro.
