These 29 People Know How To Do Valentines Day The Sexy Way

Happy Valentine’s Day! Oh, sh*t, did you forget? Not to worry, there is one gift you can give that you don’t need to wrap: sex.

Nothing says “I love you” like some heavy petting. Lay your boo down on that bed and bang till you’re sore, ’cause it’s the most wonderful time of the year!

And hey, even if you’re single this V-Day, don’t fret! You don’t need a partner to get off, silly. Take a nice hot bath and go to town on yourself, ’cause Valentine’s Day is all about love, and there’s no one you should love more than yourself.

TREAT. YO. SELF. Forget those ex’s because Valentine’s Day is all about those OHHHHHHHHHHHs.

These 29 people got off on Valentine’s Day and it was the best gift EVER:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.