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29 People Reveal The Dumbest Thing They’ve Done While Their Brain’s On Autopilot

26.

Pour hot coffee on an upside down glass. Fucking mornings.

27.

Filled the coffee maker, put in fresh coffee and water, left the jug sitting on top of the machine. Got an all staff email later “someone’s flooded the kitchen with coffee, the machine is out of action until it dries.”

28.

Heated my frozen dinner in the microwave. Pulled off the plastic from the dinner, turned around, and threw the dinner in the garbage. Needless to say, my meal was something else. Plastic cover didn’t seem appealing.

29.

Reading the ingredients on a box of chocolates and all the allergens were capitalized. I asked “What’s E-G-G?”

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.