29 Worst Things People Woke Up To

10.

My cat sitting on my face after using the litterbox, and before cleaning herself. I dodged, groggy, and she landed on my pillow and left a wet spot that f*cking reeked. Safe to say it woke me up.

11.

My mom woke up hearing an explosion one time. She said she sat up in bed and waited to hear the sirens. It wasn’t until it happened again a minute later that she realized what she heard was my dad farting in his sleep.

12.

Once woke up after a long night of drinking…looked at my desk in my room…16 empty White Castle’s Burger boxes…the next 48 hours were unbearable

13.

Waking up without my pajamas on and realizing that I wasn’t dreaming that my wife came home, tried to wake me with a blow job and I rejected her out of sleepiness.

14.

My eyelids were glued closed. I got an infection and I couldn’t open my eyes. I was a bit scared.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.