“Why do they call it Plan B?” ‘CAUSE PLAN A WAS FOR YOU NOT TO CUM INSIDE OF ME.
Sometimes, home-boy cums in you and you’re like, “really, dude?” But sometimes, the condom breaks and it’s really no one’s fault. Unfortunately, you still gotta deal with that ish PRONTO. So f*ck plan a, it’s time for Plan B.
God bless the genius that invented this pill. Yeah, it’s not like it’s good for you, but neither is having a baby too soon, okay h8ers? And as long as you’re not taking that sh*t on the reg, it ain’t no thang.
But buying Plan B is hella awkward. You have to go up to a stranger and be like “hey, I recently had sex, let me buy this pill that will be like ‘laters baby’.”
The best scenario you can hope for is an understanding woman and an empty store. But usually, you get a long line of people around you, a judgmental cashier, and a f*ck boy that won’t help you pay.
These 31 people had the most awkward interactions while getting Plan B:
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