Oh, youths. Bless their ignorant, horny, and hilarious hearts. Sure, the abounding incompetence of America’s adolescent and pubescent children is only a reflection of our crumbling and archaic sexual education programs, but f*ck if their ignorance isn’t the funniest thing ever.
Bless the child who asked if two infertile people can make a baby because “negative x negative = positive.” I mean, it’s not their fault sex-ed was right after math! And bless the boy who questioned whether he would in fact get his mother pregnant if he jacked off in the bathroom, touched the door knob, then his mother touched the same door knob, and fingered herself. At least he’s just looking out for family, nah mean?
To be young and inquisitive and horny AF is to ask some of the most ridiculous and hilarious questions ever when it comes to sex. But we must not laugh at the youths when they ask these stunning questions, but answer matter-of-factly and hope and prey that they use protection. Then, we can laugh at them amongst our friends in the teacher’s lounge, the internet, and beyond.