The 31 Most Ridiculous School Rules Students Were Forced to Follow

23.

My school has a No Excuses policy. If you tried to defend yourself from any accusation, it was an excuse.

24.

Zero tolerance. If a kid defended himself from attackers, he would get the same punishment as the attackers.

25.

Men had to tuck in their shirts, but not women, cause women wouldn’t ever carry a weapon supposedly. We we were allowed to have backpacks that weren’t see through, you know cause the only way one would carry a gun is in their waist. They changed this rule though. Women did have to tuck in their shirts, and I quote the principle ‘unless if they are fat, then they don’t have to, we wouldn’t want to embarrass them.

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No exposed armpits. It would make sense if they said this was for health purposes, but they told us it was because we might distract opposite sex classmates with our sexy sexy armpits.

27.

Punishment for snitching. On multiple occasions I got detention for complaining to a teacher about a bully. I even got detention once for getting my own blood on my bully.

Written by Alex Cogen

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