These 31 Sex-Ed Teachers Gave Students Completely False Information

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That the head of the penis was called the Glanis. She was super excited and told us it was a little known fact since she saw it on one text book and never saw it where else. I think that textbook had a typo.

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That a man’s penis can be big enough to penetrate a woman’s cervix and get into her uterus. Actually it was a humblebrag.

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8th Grade, the teacher said that a girl cant get pregnant while on top because gravity wouldn’t let the sperm go up.

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HIV is smaller than the holes in a Condom.

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Straight sex: 99% chance of pregnancy. Gay male sex: 100% chance of STDs and also hell. Lesbian sex: Doesn’t exist.

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“You will never bleed through your underwear.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.