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These 31 Sex-Ed Teachers Gave Students Completely False Information

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I was told that condoms increase your risk of pregnancy. Also fellatio can get you pregnant because the “sperm knows where to go.”

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If you’re worried about being pressured into sex, just “keep things vertical” because it’s not possible to have sex without lying down.

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That men can’t be raped because it’s impossible to force an involuntary erection. My mom was pissed when she found out, and made the teacher correct herself in the next session.

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That women don’t die during childbirth, and that was just a myth.

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Teacher was answering questions and was really confident in the answers she gave. Someone asked her “what’s the fastest way a girl can reach orgasm” to which she replied “everyone is different but it takes atleast an hour for a female to reach orgasm.” I remember 3 of my class mates having that “bitch … are you high ” face.

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Periods don’t hurt. Fuck you, yes they do. I realize some people don’t cramp–even if I’ve never encountered a person without cramps–but still warn us! I thought I was dying the first time I had it. Oh, and they told us nothing about vaginal discharge. I thought I was peeing myself a little for so long. My mother set me straight about everything, but I’m still mad that I was told so little.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.