32 Hilariously Petty Reasons People Have Broken Up

4. I dated this girl who was the loudest eater I ever met. She constantly chewed with her mouth open and smacked her lips.

God forbid if she really liked it, then there came a litany of mmms and noms as well. It was like dating the fucking cookie monster.

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5. She’d wait until she had the bartender’s attention and then start to decide what she wanted to drink.

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6. I Had A Friend Who Broke Things Off With A Girl Because She Would Type And Text The Way I’m Writing This Right Now.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.