Masturbating is the best. That’s ’cause nothing in the world beats the big O and cumming so hard you feel it everywhere.
People that masturbate normally do it to things like porn, Victoria’s Secret catalogs, and pictures of their boo or ex-boo (normal, yet really sad).
But some weird AF mofos masturbate to the strangest things imaginable. They masturbate while watching the Shopping Network, while listening to depressing music, and even while thinking about animated characters.
And while we think these people need to reevaluate their lives, some seem totally okay with their strangeness. Some of these freaks text their friends about their weird fetishes and even feel a little proud.
These 35 weirdos masturbate to the strangest things and feel no shame: