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35 Small Things You Noticed In A Person That Made You Lose Interest

29.

Was talking to a chick for a week or so. Things were goin smoothly when she told me she farts on her dog’s nose when they do something bad. It wasn’t the act of farting that turned me off, it’s just that poor dog had to endure that treatment.

30.

I used to be infatuated with this girl, then I went to her apartment for the first time and it was a f*cking disaster place was so dirty, you couldn’t see the floor in her room at all due to all the clothes etc and you couldn’t use any table/counter in the place cause were covered in crap.

31.

He wouldn’t stop talking about how hot Carmen Electra was.

32.

She kept saying things that didn’t make sense, like she was trying to sound smarter than she was. For example: “Is that even feasibly possible?” I cringe every time I remember that. The second time she said it I knew we were done.

33.

He said that companies should be allowed to hire men only since men don’t get pregnant.

34.

He was constantly telling me I was a very innocent person, whereas he was from the streets and had a hard life. It really pissed me off that he was assuming my life was some picture perfect paradise. He also would constantly tell hypothetical stories of “defending my honor ” against someone theoretically calling me fat… so in essence, he called me fat a lot.

35.

My ex cited my dislike for mushrooms as one of the key driving factors in our hot mess of a breakup.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.