23.
I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99
Colleges should really take note from 3AM infomercials on QVC, amirite?!
24.
College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here
Just think of all the pizzas you could have bought with one year’s worth of tuition! You could have made a pizza mansion by now with a pizza swimming pool and a cheese pizza car with pepperonis for wheels! Oh well.