25.
it’s the remix to ignition/ college student edition/ i eat poptarts for dinner/ i can’t afford my tuition
The realest remix there has ever been. Let us pray.
26.
[commercial for college]
*person shoveling money into furnace*
Narrator: Don’t you wish there was a better way?
Call 1-800-FUCKIT for more information on how you can burn through your entire savings in one semester!