36 Truths About Student Debt That Will Make You Laugh and Cry At The Same Time

28.

If I win the Powerball I’m going to use it to pay off my student loans and with the remaining $2 I am going to buy a taco from Taco Bell.

Hey, at least the hot sauce packets are free. It’s the little things.

29.

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Me: I found a job!”

Mom: That’s great! What is it?

Me: debt collection!

Mom: ….

Me: I think you know why I’m calling

PARENTS: keeping your broke ass fed and clothed since ’93. Some things never change.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.