28.
If I win the Powerball I’m going to use it to pay off my student loans and with the remaining $2 I am going to buy a taco from Taco Bell.
Hey, at least the hot sauce packets are free. It’s the little things.
29.
Me: I found a job!”
Mom: That’s great! What is it?
Me: debt collection!
Mom: ….
Me: I think you know why I’m calling
PARENTS: keeping your broke ass fed and clothed since ’93. Some things never change.