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I want to reenact the scenes from fifty shades of grey. You know the one where she gets a job straight out of college?
Okay, now I’m going to give you my resume. Yep, that’s it. And then I’m going to get hired reaaaal slow. Just like that. Oh, and you’re going to give me a 401k plan?? Keep going, I’m almost qualified! (You get the idea)