36 Truths About Student Debt That Will Make You Laugh and Cry At The Same Time

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I want to reenact the scenes from fifty shades of grey. You know the one where she gets a job straight out of college?

Okay, now I’m going to give you my resume. Yep, that’s it. And then I’m going to get hired reaaaal slow. Just like that. Oh, and you’re going to give me a 401k plan?? Keep going, I’m almost qualified! (You get the idea)

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.