If you don’t binge eat when you’re drunk, you’re failing at life. Binge eating is always fun, but drunk or high, it’s just the most satisfying thing in the world. I’d venture to say, at times, better than sex.
But we are all guilty of the numerous drunk eating faux pas. You pass out somewhere with uneaten food, put it somewhere you can’t remember, or even order delivery and pass out before it arrives (how am I still allowed to have a Favor account?).
But it is pretty damn amusing to wake up the next day, hungover, and find food in the strangest places. You find food in your bed, in your shower, and in your purse. Although it’s sad when food goes to waste, finding a hunk of ham in your pocket makes for an excellent story. And who knows, maybe you’ll feel crazy or hungover enough to still eat that bad boy.
So if you’ve woken up hungover to find food in bizarre places, you’re not alone. And don’t think to yourself “man, I gotta stop doing this.” NO YOU DON’T. Keep drinking, keep eating, and keep doing you.
These 37 people woke up hungover to find food in the darndest places: