9 Hilariously Petty Ways To Get Back At Your Ex On Social Media

4. Get super into an activity they love, that they always wanted to with you, but that you (used to) hate.

Then: 

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Now: 

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As far as Facebook knows, you now do this activity constantly.

 

5. Get a cute dog.

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Step 1: Name the dog after your ex. You can go obvious with this one, or choose a nickname you had for them that they hated. 

Step 2: Make him/her (the dog) internet famous.

Step 3: When said dog is caught on video licking himself or eating his own poo, post it an *mistakenly* tag your ex. Whoops!

(Oh, and remember to pick a breed they would never choose).

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.