Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Sometimes a one night stand is exactly what you need. You’re in, you’re out, no attachments or feels.. just sex. Usually it ends, and the next morning (or right after) you’re on your way, no info exchanged, and you’re back out in the world as if nothing happened. But that’s not always the way it […] More
Sex is supposed to be fun, right? It’s about consent and orgasms… RIGHT? So when people do gross things INTENTIONALLY without consent.. that ish is f*cked up. Don’t worry, this post isn’t getting into that SUPER f’ed up non-consensual act. But, when if you’re banging someone and they pee on you on purpose without your […] More
Ugh divorce, amirite?! It’s both a blessing and a curse. See, although it can tear families apart, imagine how many people would be left in toxic relationships, unable to get out, without it? A shit ton. Most people these days have had at least one divorce under their belt. Those divorces can go one of […] More
Although we’d all like to pretend that we’d be super cool when meeting a celeb, most of us freak the F out. We ramble, take selfies, and then run away. Sure, some people probably act chill, but the majority of us are embarrassing individuals. But could you really blame us? Seeing someone you idolize in […] More
There are a lot of things out there that are traditionally terrifying. Sharks, STDs, dark secluded alley ways.. seriously there is a lot of sh*t out there you gotta watch out for. One thing that should make you cringe? Dead bodies. Many of us will go our entire lives without ever having to see a […] More
All kids are bound to masturbate and experiment with drugs and alcohol. It’s pretty much inevitable. Although to most of us these things are NBD, a lot of parents freak out when catching their kids do sh*t like this. It’s not really the parents fault, they’re just programmed to be protective and concerned. They prefer […] More
When you think of funerals, the only thoughts that should come to mind are sad ones. Funerals are times for grieving and remembering loved ones. You’re expected to be respectful, and that is all. Well, that’s not always the case. Sometimes, sh*t gets real. People say horrible things, behave stupidly, and just make the experience […] More
It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been with someone, there comes a point in time in your relationship when you know that you’re with the person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with. It could be 5 years, or it could be 5 minutes. But most people can identify the exact moment […] More
Parents.. amirite?! Seriously, can’t live with em, can’t live without em! Cliches aside, parents are super crucial and if you’re lucky, super AWESOME. Some people hit the jackpot and have the coolest parents. The kind that they can approach with any problem and not face harsh judgement. They are just as much your friend as […] More
“I have a very particular set of skills,” said the dude that’s really good at stealing balloons. Seriously, who needs to be good at stealing balloons? Anyways.. we all have particular skills. Most are normal, like being a good cook, or being able to change a flat. Well, some people have sets of skills that […] More
Everyone gets hit on from time to time. Sure, sometimes it’s awesome and you’re super stoked. Well, that’s a pretty rare occurrence. More often than not, the person is hella creepy, and you definitely aren’t flattered. Usually it’s the person that makes the interaction uncomfortable, but sometimes, it’s just the moment they choose. Like, if […] More
Although death is inevitable, it is still shocking and devastating, especially when it happens to someone you love. The most you could hope for is that it is quick and painless, and that the person has a long and happy life before they have to leave. We have all lost someone we know or love. […] More
