Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Those of us that are engrossed in pop culture are well aware that our obsession is a sickness. Why should we care so much about the lives of other people? Who cares what people you’ve never met are up to? Seriously… WHY DO WE CARE?! It’s likely because they’re living lives we couldn’t dream of. […] More
UGHHHHH aren’t dogs the cutest?!?! Seriously, everything they do is adorable. Even when they sniff each others butts and poop, I’m like “awww!” Another cute thing they do? Watch TV! Puppers will walk on up to the TV and chill with their owner, admiring the flashing images. But of course their favorite images include their […] More
Pets are the greatest gift to planet earth. They love you unconditionally, and are the cutest and most precious fur babies. Although we love them, sometimes they’re hard to relate to. They enjoy sniffing butts and licking themselves. Like, only some of us like that. And they’re always excited to see people they know. Like, […] More
Anyone that wears lipstick knows the struggles that come with it. You have to make it even, get it in the lines, and try not to have a crazy make out sesh. But the biggest challenge when wearing lipstick? Eating. Whenever you eat and wear lipstick, that sh*t gets everywhere. It spreads around your mouth, […] More
When I think of armpits, I think of stinky, sweaty, hairy inconvenient crevices that ruin my favorite t shirts with sweat stains. Clearly, I’m not a big fan. Surely some people out there agree with me, and either find them annoying or just have no strong opinions about them. They’re just nbd to some peeps, […] More
Roommate sex.. should ya do it, or not? People seem pretty split on this topic, and most have crazy strong opinions about it. The arguments for are usually: whatever just Nike do it and be prepared for the consequences. Maybe you’ll fall in love and get married and live happily ever after. I may be […] More
Ah, laziness. I am all about it. My greatest joys in life are laying in a bathtub with booze or laying in bed eating a cheese burger. My special place is where I am not moving yet filling myself up with noms and Netflix. Isn’t life grand! But I proudly know (most of the time) […] More
We are all human, so we make mistakes. Sometimes those mistakes are minor, and sometimes they are HUGE. Like, life changing errors. Some of the worst mistakes? The ones that cost you a lot of dough, especially for those of us that are on a budget. So what are some major errors that cost loads […] More
Although we’d all like to think we are all knowing, and perfectly understand the opposite sex, it’s pretty clear sometimes that we don’t know sh*t. Fake it till you make it though, right? But seriously, guys, do you really understand what it’s like to be on your period? Of course you don’t! And you never […] More
By now you are well aware of the existence of the iPhone X. Whether you caved in and bought it or you have just seen it all over the web, you know that it’s causing some major sh*t. There are SO MANY THINGS wrong with this damn phone. Or, at least, things I personally think […] More
When it comes to learning about our bodies, we all have a lot of questions from the get go. Why am I bleeding? Why does my wiener go from soft to hard to soft again? But, for a lot of people, those questions are answered by our parents, older siblings, or a proper sex education. […] More
Getting arrested is definitely not an achievement. No one should be proud to go to jail, and a mugshot isn’t some badge of honor. That sh*t will be on your record, and then you have to pay mad dough to get outta that crap. And if we’re talking mugshots, we can usually agree that they’re […] More
