Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Getting your sh*t stolen completely blows. We work hard to buy lots of useful and useless crap, and then some scum bag has the nerve to go take it? Da fuq is wrong with the world?! Although burglars suck, we could learn a thing or two from them. Perhaps by learning what they look for […] More
College students do the darnedest things! They skip class, do loads of drugs, and f*ck all over the damn place. And who really cares? They’re young, let them live it up before they are old decrepit trolls like the rest of us. But when it comes to doing shiz on school property, authorities seem to […] More
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if someone is into you. You’re thinking “she’s being really nice, maybe she likes me! Or maybe she’s just a nice person.” Or you’re like “he’s playing hard to get, he totally wants this… or he hates me.” It’s a whole lot of mind games, making it hard to interpret […] More
Dating is hard, especially these days when we have to rely on the internet and creating the perfect profile. A lot of it is a learn as you go process. You figure out what you’re looking for, how to weed out the winners, and how to spot the people you would never want to date. […] More
Friends with benefits sounds like a dope situation. There is someone you like that you can bang whenever and not have to worry about going out or shaving. It’s the dream for someone that wants casual sex sans feelings. But easier said than done. A lot of the time, friends with benefits is better in […] More
Masturbation is so freaking wonderful. You know your own body better than anyone, so you know what you like and where to go. You’re also riding solo. You can make it last as long as you want, and even do it more than once a day if you’re feeling frisky. But for some reason, many […] More
We all have our own individual style that sets us apart and reflects our personality. Hopefully you wouldn’t change it for the world, and not let the opinions of others influence you. There will always be people hating on elements of your style, just like how there will always be trends you find horrific. This […] More
Ahh, school. The breeding ground for horny idiotic teens. Every high school has it’s own miscreants, deviants, and horn dogs. Really, it’s all the same people, just slightly different stories. We’ve all heard tales of people finding secret places to bang or make out in school, and the people that smoke or drink in their […] More
There are things about each gender that completely suck. More
Celebrities, they’re just like us! They breathe oxygen, eat food, and even go to the bathroom! They also went to school, often with common folk, like yourself. But, do you ever wonder what these people were like before they got famous? Were they quiet? Nerdy? Obnoxious? Did they sense their imminent stardom, thus treating their […] More
Dating is hard, especially if you’re trying your hand at online dating. You spend forever picking the perfect photos and writing something witty that reveals all the best things about you (maybe over-exaggerating) and pray that it catches someone worthwhile’s attention. But imagine if you told the whole truth and nothing but the truth (so […] More
Going down on a person is like flipping a coin. Head, it tastes delicious or at least bearable. Tails, that sh*t is NASTY AF. It’s like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of sploodge you’re gonna get. But when it comes to the good, the most you can usually hope for is […] More
