Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Ever take a minute to think about the things we do daily without blinking an eye? Things that are so routine, that they are practically second nature and seem insignificant? If you think about it, some of the normal things we do daily aren’t actually that normal, we just normalize them. And some of those […] More
Ever had sex with someone that you shouldn’t have? You know that, realistically, that person should be off-limits, yet you bang them anyways? Maybe you cheated on someone with a random person, or you were the other woman/man to a married person. Both scenarios are horrible, and you know what you did was wrong. People […] More
We’ve all been there. You drink a little too much and make an ass of yourself. But usually your friends help you out, and you make it home safe and sound. But sometimes you don’t get so lucky. You act like a damn fool and the cops either happen to be there, or get a […] More
Chances are you’ve got your ears pierced, maybe your nose and lip to boot. But have you ever considering piercing your privates? You may be thinking “keep that needle da f*ck away from my d*ck.” Don’t blame you, that sh*t is scary. But people that get their privates pierced, from their vagina to their nipples, […] More
For those of us that have never been in an orgy, it is a mythical and mysterious beast. We imagine a pile of bodies humping away, and switching partners every couple of minutes, like its NBD. But those that have actually partaken in an orgy know it’s not always that simple. There are ways to […] More
There is a reason dogs are referred to as man’s best friend. They love you unconditionally, love cuddles, and worship the ground you walk on. We love cats (and other pets) because they adore us in their own special way, and give us some love every once in a while. But even if they don’t show it […] More
Sex dreams are one of the best parts about sleeping. They hit you when you least expect it, and your dream goes from decent to outta this world in a flash. But the worst part about sex dreams is that you can’t control who you’re banging. Sometimes you get lucky. You get to bang your […] More
We all need that big O every once in a while (if not daily). Sometimes you just don’t have someone to help you out, your usual tools are out of commission, and you just need to get creative. So what do you do? You search high and low for the proper tools. Need a dildo/vibrator? […] More
Stepparents get a bad rap, particularly stepmothers. Yeah, it’s partially Disney’s fault, but perhaps Disney’s inspiration came from somewhere very real. You have this new parental figure that is suddenly brought into your life, turning sh*t upside down. Yeah, maybe your new stepmom or stepdad is pretty cool, but it still doesn’t change the fact […] More
Having a stalker has to be one of the scariest things imaginable. You never feel safe or alone. There is the constant fear of danger, and fear that someone is watching you. Many of the following stories start the same. You are just being nice to a slightly off person, and it comes back to […] More
SPRING BREAK FOREVER! Some people prepare their whole year for spring break. Students wanting to party hard, teachers and parents stoked to get the F out of town. Spring break is the best. But some people, particularly college students, take spring break hella seriously. They prepare for months because they anticipate a vacation full of […] More
If you think STD stands for Save The Date, then you need to go back to sex ed PRONTO. When we are talking about STDs, or STIs, we’re talking about those pesky infections you get from making sweet sweet love. But the cost of wonderful sex can be pretty major. Not only do you risk […] More
