Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
You hear the horror stories: you make one fatal mistake and the result is the death of someone you love. Something as simple as under-cooking food can lead to the death of another person, and we rarely even fathom that possibility. The following 29 stories are tales of people that have killed someone. Some were intentional, […] More
If you love to party, then Saint Patrick’s Day must be one of your favorite holidays. And why wouldn’t it be? You get to wear green, drink to excess, and listen to dope AF music. Saint Patty’s Day is the one day of the year we honor our Irish brethren. But in all reality most […] More
The Kardashian/Jenner clan is famous for a variety of reasons. They entertain us on Keeping Up, they inspire us with their epic style and work ethic, and they motivate us to be the best and healthiest versions of ourselves. These women didn’t just wake up with perfect bodies, they constantly work hard to maintain their […] More
“A cat is a friend with fur. A cat is a pillow that hugs you back. Cats are the croutons on the salad of life. A cat is an angel that poops in a box.” Cats are adorable and make awesome, pretty low-maintenance pets. People that have cats love them to death, and treat their […] More
People do the darndest things in the name of sex and curiosity. Women stick things up their vaginas to get off, and young girls stick things up their vaginas because they’re just curious and don’t know what they’re doing. Sure, we’ve heard of cucumbers and vibrating toothbrushes, but some people stick weird AF things up […] More
We’ve all been there. You’re hard-core gettin’ your bang on and that ish gets wet n’ wild. Then, suddenly, that D slips into that B and you’re just like “WRONG HOLE”. Sure, on the reg, that blessed B isn’t “wrong” (if the booty is wrong, I don’t wanna be right). But when your goal is […] More
If you don’t binge eat when you’re drunk, you’re failing at life. Binge eating is always fun, but drunk or high, it’s just the most satisfying thing in the world. I’d venture to say, at times, better than sex. But we are all guilty of the numerous drunk eating faux pas. You pass out somewhere […] More
When you think prostitute, you’re probably solely thinking of them as a sex worker. Someone that gets paid to bang, and do nothing else. They’re in, they’re out, bada bing, bada boom. But then you remember Pretty Woman, and you’re like, he paid her more for the company than the actual banging, right? Do people […] More
Old people are the greatest. They are wise and adorable and you just want to sit around and learn from them and soak up all that you can. Well, not all old people are the same. Some of them don’t act the way they are traditionally “supposed” to act, and definitely don’t act their age. […] More
Everyone has a celebrity sex bucket list. If you haven’t written it out on paper, you at least have a list going in your head. Sure, we don’t all have the same interests, so our lists are different. Some people prefer athletes, musicians, actors or tabloid type celebrities, while others go for authors and politicians. […] More
Balls rule! They are precious commodities, and everyone should treat them like the sacred jewels that they are. Unfortunately, not all people do. Some people do some weird ass sh*t to balls, either their own or other peoples. Sure, sometimes the weird things are attempts at soothing them after enduring some painful AF sh*t to […] More
Mmmmmm…. showers. That nice hot water, rubbing yourself squeaky clean.. is there anything better? Oh yeah, sex. But put sex AND the shower together, and you’ve got yourself the world’s most wonderful combination. Shower sex is just the tits. You can’t make a mess with your special juices, and you’re getting your O on while […] More
