Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Listen up, gang. There ain’t no shame in the game in being a slut. Slut shaming is SO 2004, anyway. Like, humans are horny, magical, sexual, kinky creatures and when people try to box that magic up and use cutting insults to mask one’s own insecurity — the world becomes a darker, more toxic place. Millennials are a […] More
There are countless reasons why ladies love sucking c*ck — power, intimacy, control, pleasure. And for those who enjoy going down, there’s nothing better than hearing a man moan and writhe in ecstasy as you whisper sweet little nothings in his ear — err, penis. For these women, there is absolutely no reluctance when it comes to […] More
In life, we always think about the big, sweeping experiences that make the difference in our overall attitude and lifestyle, but we often overlook the small things that can make just as big of an impact. I mean, you can buy lube at the drugstore for a mere five bucks, but that sh*t will change […] More
For many men, penis size reigns paramount in self-image and self-esteem. It encapsulates their masculinity and they measure their worth by the measurement of their d*ck. Dudes will feel pride, disappointment, shame, and love for their rods all in the span of fifteen minutes, and it’s no surprise why. Our porn-obsessed society has socially conditioned men to […] More
Getting hit on is either one of the most confidence-boosting and exhilarating experiences OR a moment of sheer panic, disgust, and annoyance. I mean, who wants to get hit on at the hospital while you’re waiting for your dad to get out of his colonoscopy? Positive courtship experiences all depend on a few key factors — 1) […] More
Ignorance is bliss, right? Sure, for those who live merrily in the dark without any will to understand the world better. But let me tell you — it sure is hell for the rest of us who can’t help but roll our eyes and cringe whenever they say something so ridiculously out of touch, rude, and […] More
Sex — it’s what makes the world go round. I mean, without it, we start dying as a population and personally, I just start getting really hot and bothered and mean and annoyed. Kind of like when I go too long without eating tacos. People f*ck for a plethora of reasons, but it always seems like […] More
When you realize that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone (read: a permanent Netflix and chill) — people take the plunge into society’s idea of traditional monogamy and put a mother f*ckin’ ring on it. You take them out to a nice restaurant, you do it over glasses of rosé on […] More
Ah, holy matrimony — two people expressing and vowing their love to one another that culminates in a huge party where family and friends get drunk AF and make questionable decisions. It’s a grand old time. Weddings can get pretty crazy, yes, but we often overlook (read: sweep under the rug) the humble and quiet bachelor […] More
Meeting the parents is some tough sh*t, y’all. Just ask 2000s era Ben Stiller! And while none of us have to worry about a menacing Robert De Niro staring us down from across the dinner table, regular dads across the world have been cleaning their guns and meeting their daughters’ boyfriends for hundreds of years. […] More
Ugh, tourists — you know the kind. He’s the dad with the fanny pack telling his large family of six to form a human blockade around the attraction in the middle of a busy street. She’s the oblivious woman who stops at the top of the metro escalators to read her map. They’re the group of […] More
Have you ever heard something so outlandish, so ridiculous, that you thought it couldn’t possibly be true? Maybe you were out with friends getting drinks and you brushed off Jimmy’s condescending facts as mere drunken ramblings because there’s no way in hell deer like tripping balls on mushrooms when they’re bored. It turns out — that […] More
