Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
They say the eyes are the window into the soul. But I say that the hair is a window into how a person will treat their server at a restaurant. If Kate Gosselin’s “mom” haircut has taught me anything, it’s that the short blonde asymmetrical blowout is the universal sign for “I’m going to need […] More
When traveling to a different country, it’s safe to assume that you’ll experience a certain amount of culture shock. Whether that means staring wide-eyed at the hole in the ground that you must sh*t in for the next week and a half or realizing that misogyny and sexism are alive and flourishing — things might be […] More
Jacking off is one of the simplest pleasures in life. You don’t have to worry about impressing anyone but yourself! And hey — my right hand is really f*cking good at what it does, thank you very much. When our sexuality starts to burgeon as wee little middle schoolers, we flick our little black eyed peas, […] More
Bro — there are some rules in life that you follow, no questions asked, never talk sh*t about your homie in front of their girlfriend or prospective lady friend, always reciprocate a lending hand when helping a friend move, and do not, under any circumstances, f*ck your best bro’s wife. I’m looking at you, Andrew! Guy […] More
Being a girl is tough business. Society places ridiculous burdens on us that warp every aspect of our lives; gender roles, the pay gap, rape culture, and don’t even get me started on f*ckboys. That’s why we must stick together — that’s why we have girl code. There are just some unspoken rules to follow with your […] More
Talking dirty in bed is a fine art that must be approached with extreme care and an open mind. Not everyone’s naturally ready to call their partner a bad bad b*tch while spanking their ass with a crop, but with little practice — you’ll be screaming “DADDY” in no time! Although, if you know dirty talk […] More
We often think that celebrities can do no wrong. We hold them up on pedestals and “ooh” and “ahh” at their shining talents and achievements while watching their movies, cheering on their games, and feeding their power. However, when it comes to celebrities and their shocking and abhorrent sex crimes, that illusion is shattered. Put in its […] More
High school kids are a tough crowd. Hormones are raging, social ranking reigns supreme, and rumors run wild like your twerk-filled winter formal last year. Okay, so maybe there were no rumors of you using a hotdog as a dildo your sophomore year, but teenagers can make up some pretty gnarly sh*t about other classmates. […] More
We all have that one friend, that one coworker, that one *idiot* who keeps making the same rookie mistake over and over. Like, dude — you never take more mushrooms just because you don’t feel it kicking in yet. You can always take more drugs later, but you can’t take less! RIP my mind that night […] More
As a vagina wielding human being, I do not know what it’s like to have a penis (duh). I don’t know the strain and wondering and anxiety that comes with having such an organ. Though, I have been around a d*ck or two (or 30) in my life and know that size isn’t everything. I […] More
Without comprehensive sex education in schools, kids are left to fend for themselves when it comes to figuring out how the birds and the bees work. They rely on their older brother’s friend, Tad, their equally misinformed classmates, and the always truthful (HA) internet. It’s fun to scoff and mock the ignorant, but it’s less […] More
Millennials are in a tough spot. We’re in the midst of our turbulent 20s and early 30s. We’re somewhere between wanting to travel the world, settle down, f*ck our way through Tinder, and focus on our careers. We’ve spent our whole lives being told by society how we should live and how we’re doing […] More
