Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Clinginess, always checking their phone, constantly talking — oh, HELL NAH. It’s hard to say what exactly brings two people together — common interests, pheromones, genital compatibility — but one can be absolutely 100% sure that things won’t work out if bae uses the wrong “you’re” in a text message. That’s just the world we live in. […] More
Growing up is hard — especially when mom and pop lay down some crazy f*cking rules. Sock taxes, no laughing while laying down, no Harry Potter — these are just a few rigid restrictions. And a world without Harry Potter is not a world I want to live in. #Gryffindor4lyfe Some rules are put in place […] More
Sometimes, when you’re just minding your own business, trying to live your gahd-damn life in peace, little things happen that send you into an uncontrollable rage. Like, when bae insists on ordering the salad and then eats all of your fries. Not today, biatch. Oh, did you bite your cheek while innocently eating a falafel during […] More
What’s your move when you see a hot guy across the room? Do you flash him a sly smile and hope that he comes up to you first? Or do you take life (and the hot guy) by the balls and ask if he wants to bang point blank? Odds are, you’ll get a resounding […] More
We all have that one friend who claims to have slept with that famous singer back in the summer of 2013. And whether or not we fully believe them (but like, did she really suck the Bieb’s d*ck??), it still makes for one hell of a story. Bagging and banging a famous rock star or Hollywood […] More
You can’t change who your family is, but you can sure as hell choose to keep them out of your life if they prove to be crazy AF. Maybe you found out that your creepy uncle has been hoarding pictures of random women’s butts that he’s taken without their knowledge. Or maybe your mom accidentally lets slip […] More
When two people decide to get naked and rub their junk together, there can be quite a bit of worry and insecurity. The prospect of boinking someone new will make you freak out about all of the things that could potentially go wrong. Will I be able to get a boner? Will I queef and die of embarrassment? Will […] More
When people think of porn, they usually imagine a busty, barely “18” blonde getting pounded by a hairy dude with a mustache. And while the mustache has mostly fallen out of style, porn is definitely here to stay. One might assume that porn is a wam-bam-thank-you-ma’am type of ordeal where they get in and out (literally), […] More
Writing love letters, sending chocolates and flowers, leaving sweet notes in your crush’s locker — these are all perfectly reasonable and romantic ways of showing your love for someone. Giving someone a box of your toenails, on the other hand — yeah, thats gonna be a hard NO for me, dawg. When you’re young and in […] More
They say love is blind — but for these shallow peeps, it really isn’t. Some dudes just can’t date a girl with the same name as their mother. Or GAWD forbid a girl with a weak chin starts chattin’ them up. I mean, they just need a partner in life that can fold a towel, nah mean? […] More
It takes a lot of sloppy and messy and awkward and sticky maneuvering in figuring out what a new sex partner likes during sex. Like, when’s the right time to mention your affinity for spanking and butt play? The answer is — beforehand! You can’t just wiggle a finger in your boo’s bum hole without asking. […] More
Kids sure do the darndest things, don’t they? We’ve all been there — we’re 5 years old, the world is our oyster, and we can’t help but run downstairs to show our parents out first-ever erection. It swings about as our parents look at us, horrified, wondering where they went wrong. Okay, so maybe not all of […] More
