14 Euphemisms for Masturbation That Might Be A Little TOO Creative
“Masturbation” would be a goofy-sounding term no matter what it meant. Seriously, write a sentence with “paying your taxes,” “skydiving,” or “rolling your eyes at your annoying coworker Janice” and plug in the word “masturbating” in its place. Just try not to laugh. If you somehow pass that test, call up an old friend and start […] More