In modern relationships, approaches to conflict can be complicated. While one partner may be more confrontational, the other might be more passive. Or, in some cases, they might be in favor of the total and complete absurdist approach.
Recently, Twitter user @XOashh_ commiserated with the timeline about her boyfriend’s recent reaction to a text argument. Apparently, @XOashh_ practically wrote out a novel in her texts to her man, sending entire paragraphs at a time — however, bae decided to completely circumvent an argument by ignoring her texts and changing the subject entirely.
I send this 3 page essay to my bf in a argument this is what he texts back 🙄😒 pic.twitter.com/rpUlXgXvMv
— Long Live T.reed❤️ (@XOashh_) March 4, 2018
Seriously, I almost snorted coffee out of my nose when I read this. I have never seen a more lame or hilarious attempt to save one’s own ass. Why did his mind go to big towels? Is he just wandering around JCPenney, having a text argument with his girlfriend? Are mid-range department stores just constantly on his mind?
Twitter was pretty delighted by this dude’s, um, ingenuity.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💕 keep him ☝🏾😂😂😂
— Gotti. (@hongotit) March 4, 2018
He just looking out😂🤷🏼♀️that boy don't wanna argue with you lol
— Kelsey 🌸 (@_Kelseyyyf_) March 5, 2018
Of course, the most important question on everyone’s mind was: is JC Penney having a sale on “big towels” or not?? People’s linen closets need to know!
do they really have 2$ big towels
— mickey (@pepprcabbg) March 5, 2018
That's a good deal
— Gemini (@GSOSA21) March 5, 2018
wait do they still have $2 towels lol
— Jasper Abon (@helluhasian_) March 5, 2018
So this sale still happenin or what
— Zach (@ZaCray13) March 6, 2018
Sadly, one JCPenney associate confirmed that there were not, in fact, $2 “big towels” for sale.
as a JCPenney home associate, we in fact do not have $2 “big towels” pls do not come by looking for any https://t.co/OmYo38eg7l
— saccharin señorita ⚯͛ (@jilly_starr) March 5, 2018
So, not only does this guy cut his girlfriend off mid-argument, but he straight-up LIED about a potentially amazing linens sale.
I don’t know, seems pretty unforgivable.