10. These beer can lights
Call it ‘mood lighting’ all you want. We both know this only happened because not drinking for a day or two and using that money to buy a light fixture just wasn’t going to happen.
11. Make coffee without a coffee maker
If you pulled this while still living at home, your mother would tell you to go your room and think about what you’ve done. But if you still lived at home, you could probably get your mom to make coffee for you, soooo…
12. Eggs in the microwave…why not?
“How will my eggs be prepared?”
“Your eggs will be cooked in a dirty microwave and they will either come out wet and raw or boiling-lava hot.”
